Mittens and scarfs
Jackets and snow
These are some things that do not blow
My skin is so hot
I think it’s starting to glow
Oh God Summer, how I hate you so.

 Sleeping is torment
And eating a chore
Summer you are a dirty Taiwanese whore

 Fuck this heat, and fuck its power
I’m sick of taking cold cold showers

 If only a/c was meant for the poor
 I would not feel like green manure

 October come quick
We need your cold
Before I get pissed and break your dental mould