Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot. Who calls you back when you hang up on him. Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead. Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. Who holds your hand in front of his friends. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her."
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 I hate these things… I hate them a lot but so far this one has been the worst offender. I can’t help but think that the people that read these things and continually post them simply “don’t think”. Any girl that honestly has any of these “expectations” of their “guy” is probably a short sighted snot who is totally self involved and wouldn’t even notice if her boyfriend had been shot dead in the face. Worst yet everything mentioned in the above is nothing more then a giant cultural stereotype and anyone who has a relationship built around these hackneyed principles is living a big fucking lie, that or they are to lame and unoriginal to think or do anything that wasn’t done by Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan.

 Damn’t people, a relationship is supposed to be a unique creation between two different people. Not just some lame hodge podge of a bunch of crap you see in the theatre Friday night well your skeezy pimply faced high school boyfriend felt you up as you sat beside 30 of your closest friends.

 Guy’s who say “hot” are generally assholes any was, ones that think pencil thin beards are cool.

 Personally, I don’t want anyone watching me sleep; that is the territory of serial killers and stalkers. If your “guy” watches you sleep you better be wary of dumping him as it sounds like he is already desperately attached.

 My Grandma kisses me on the forehead.

 Who wears sweat pants any was? Putting a pair of jeans on in the morning is really not a great big hassle, especially if you just fall asleep in them anyway.

 What this comes down to is girls not actually wanting to date another person, another person who has his own ideas and beliefs, his own habits and what not. What they want is some culturally white washed blank synthetic version of human being who’s only fucking sole purpose in life is to serve said girl, well wake the fuck up because the door swings both ways! Guys are people too!